"Spiritual" Is Another Word For "Stupid Vague Bullshit".

There isn't a shortage of idiots. In fact, the new year is still in its infancy and I'd say we have a surplus. However, this almost goes against everything I've ever said, but I have a little bit of respect for idiots who pick their avenue of stupidity. Hats off to catholics, homeopaths, racists, holocaust deniers and all the retarded members of their ilk, at least you picked a side, even if it is dumb as all hell. But my hat stays firmly glued to my head for people who label themselves as "spiritual". Folks, you're stupid.
What the hell does spiritual even mean? According to Collins Dictionary, "relating to the spirit or soul and not to physical nature or matter." Education time! If it doesn't relate to physical nature or matter, it doesn't exist! "Oooooh but maybe there's an unexplainable aspect to our existence blah blah blah!" Wrong. If it interacts with the natural world in any way, it falls strictly into the realm of science. It's like saying there's some numbers that maths can't handle, it doesn't make any sense.
So, why do people bandy about this word as the one size fits all explanation for why people can't accept that pixies and leprechauns and Jehovah and Krishna and Cthulu don't exist, make no sense and have no relevance to people today? Oh, wait, that's why. Because people, by and large, have no understanding of even the most basic science, and so they figure that "well, maybe" is a compelling argument. It pisses me off to no end.
But what pisses me off more? How you can get two spiritual people together, and after they finish fellating each other with assertions of how open minded they are, a so-called spiritual topic comes up and they just can't see eye to eye. It's funny as hell:
"Oh, I think all world religions have SOME validity, for I am spiritual."
"Yes, I agree. Furthermore, it is likely that pixies exist but are being covered up by scientists, who are greedy and eat children."
"What? You believe in pixies? That's stupid."
"Bitch I'll cut you!"
It's time we all accepted that when people describe themselves as "spiritual", what they're really saying is "I do not have the intelligence or wherewithal to define my beliefs or views, but I am partial to any feelgood nonsense that comes my way." You can almost guarantee that people who are "spiritual" will also subscribe to stupid shit like homeopathy, energy crystals, astrology, psychics and basically anything that makes you feel special. You can also almost guarantee that they'll defend these views despite rarely having an understanding of what they, science or logic entails. Next time someone labels themselves as spiritual, take a copy of "Brief History of Time" in one hand and a copy of the Bhagavad Gita in the other, then beat them to death with them.