I'm the indoorsy type...

Ok, what the hell? Camping? Who the fuck goes camping? There is literally nothing appealing about it. Seriously, what do you do? You pile in a car with a whole bunch of shit, drive off to somewhere that has no houses (the good kind of habitation structure), unload the car and then sit around, fighting off the cold and bugs while your burn meat over a piss-weak fire you slaved over making while getting drunk and reminiscing about times when you weren’t being face-raped by mosquitoes. Camp is a word used to describe flamboyant homosexuality, and camping is dumb.