Tuesday Night Wrist

The world is full of retarded things. For some reason, "suck it up" and "toughen up, princess" are valid responses to complaints. Well, no more. Music has gone to hell, people are getting exponentially dumber and we're hurtling towards oblivion. So why not whine about it?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The Edge of Politesse

My eyes feel like fine grade sandpaper. My tongue peels off the roof of my mouth with the sound of an armpit leaving your side on a hot day...

Monday, June 4, 2012

"First World Problems" Is A First World Problem

Somewhere out there, in the giant throbbing biomass that is the human race, someone has it worse than you. Objectively, someone has more ...

Thursday, May 31, 2012

On The Friend-Zone

The concept of the friend-zone used to make a lot of sense to me. I remember very clearly, in my youth, thinking that there was this perilo...

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Skipping Class Is Rad.

The current set of generations who were born or brought up in a time when computer technology and the internet were readily available find...

Monday, May 7, 2012

On Achievements

People achieve things every day, without even realising it. The fact that you dragged your lazy corpse out of bed to go to a job you dislik...

Sunday, April 15, 2012

On Subtle Discrimination and On Paranoia

It is my firm belief that the average person is not malicious at heart. Despite the sheer number of dickheads perpetrating dickheaded acts ...

Friday, March 30, 2012

I Can Think Of At Least Two Things Wrong With The Title Of "The Hunger Games"

I'm gonna head this off at the pass before it gets brought up; I haven't read the books, I don't care if they were "better...

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